I'm pretty sure I went through every emotion in the book and in a 3 hour time span went from saying "This is so easy...I don't feel anything but I'm having a baby!" to "GET ME A FREAKIN EPIDURAL NOW OR SOMEONE DIES!!!!"
Here are some of the things I think go through the minds of most women in labor:
#1. This is simple logic people...
#2. Okay, this isn't so bad...I can do this!
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| http://ibreakplates.com/2008/10/im-so-crafty-i-make-people-covergirl/ |
#3. How do women do this WITHOUT drugs?!
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| http://highfamily4.blogspot.com/2008/06/labor-funny.html |
#4. I wish my husband would just LEAVE!
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| http://www.midwife.nu/birth-cartoons.html |
#5. I need my back rubbed so I can pretend I'm in a spa.
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| http://www.bottomlinefitness.com/2011/01/28/choosing-a-massage-therapist/ |
#6. DON'T TOUCH ME!!
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| http://nonalcoholicbeer.wordpress.com/2011/04/06/what-we-expect-when-were-expecting/ |
#7. I am so sick of using the bed rail as a focus point during contractions.
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| http://jujubeecentola.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/img_2144.jpg |
#8. I wish I was at home in bed. I wish I was shopping. I wish I was on vacation. I wish I was...anywhere but here!
http://sprocketink.com/as-if-childbirth-the-bar-exam-arent-hard-enough-already/baby-bad-time/
#9.What do you mean I'm having a c-section?! I just spent 24 hours in a labor and you decide to do this NOW?!
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| http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/200903/childhood-impulse-control-disorder-part-1 |
#10. "I'm pushing as hard as I can!!!!"
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