1. My milk just came in and HOLYSHIT, I could be mistaken for a porn star.
- 2. No one warned you exactly how large they would get. New bras WILL be required. My once simple size C cup quickly turned into a size E/F. Amaaaaaaazzing.3. You MUST wear a bra to bed. These puppies are so large they need to have support at all times. Maybe you could hire a personal assistant??4. Unfortunately for your husband, these are for viewing only.5. Leak Much?!?You mean I have to wear a pad for after birth AND for my boobs?!?There is NOTHING pretty about this.6. Go to the mirror and check your shirt before you go out. Milk stains?? Yes, I am certain that I destroyed a minimum of ten shirts with this problem. (Too bad it isn't a red wine stain!)7. WHAT?!? The flu again?? Clogged milk ducts and infection can result in flu-like symptoms. BUT, you are a mommy now, so you will receive ZERO sick days so try to get through this FAST!8. Clogged milk ducks=H.E.L.L. Ever wonder what it was like to have a brick in your boob??9. At least 10 of the extra pounds you are still carrying are ‘your girls’. Wellllll....that is what you keep telling yourself.10. Your breasts are SO large you feel like your baby will suffocate while nursing. And your nipple….how in the hell is he going to fit that in his mouth?!??