I thought sororities were for college....

Are we serious?!???

Didn't we think once we were done with college that the cliques of the world would be gone??

THINK AGAIN....

College:
You have the DZ's, Tri-Delt's. Theta's, Chi-O's, Pi-Phi's, Kappa's, Phi-Mu's, Pot Heads, GDI's and....

Workplace:
Over-achievers, I-Wanna's, Lazy-son-of-a-bitoches, brown-nosers, Cooperate Ladder-Climbers, Glory Seekers, and Leg Spreaders....

Mommy-Hood:
Granola Mom, Over-Schedulers, Homebody Mom, Helicopter Mom, Cell Phone Mom, Pajama Mom, Java Mom, Peter-Pan Mom, I Don't Have a Clue Mom...., and finally, I Am So Involved In Everything BUT my Child Mom....

What Kind Of Mom Are YOU?!????

Granola Mom-
This is the "I make most meals from scratch" mom, I "only drink a glass of wine on the weekends", I "buy all organic" mom.   LOVE this mom...but really---these are HIGH standards, right?!??

Over-Schedulers-
This mom has 10 things going on each day.  Each child is involved in multiple activities, plus pre-school, plus 'mom goes to the gym', plus lunch-dates....every. single. minute. is. planned.  (to the 20 second interval).

Homebody Mom-
This mom is kind of like a loner mom.  Except they like it.  They like staying at home all day, getting house chores completed.  Play dates are not in the weekly agenda for this mom.  Social events are a stretch.

Helicopter Mom-
Helicopter mom loves to hoover over her children at all moments during each activity.  Mom loves be 'on-top' of her children helping them up the stairs, down the slide, catching the ball, and holding their hand during each step along the way.  

Cell Phone Mom-
This mom's thumbs are on FIRE.  She is FaceBooking each move, Instragramming her children's life in perfect light, and tweeting her locations upon arrival.     

Pajama Mom-
Need I say more??  This momma is rarely caught out of her comfy PJ's and has not been seen in jeans in a few months.  Hey...at least she changed her underwear!  

Java Mom-
I am always jealous of this mom with a coffee in hand.  ALWAYS.   I start to wonder...is that really coffee in there?!???

Peter-Pan Mom-
This mom is a free-spirit.  She will go down the slide with her hands in the air, sing loudly with no embarrassment, and let her hair down.  No reserves.

I Don't Have a Clue Mom-
This mom can have their child run into the parking lot with no freaking clue.  She is so uninvolved or so clueless that she literally does not have a clue what is going on.  She will be doing her hair in her bathroom as her two year old leaves the house and rides his tricycle to the park (2 blocks away) and has NO CLUE until the neighbor calls.  {true story}

I Am With the Nanny, Mom-
This mom is a 'stay at home mom' WITH a nanny.  Need I say more???

I Am SO Involved in Everything BUT My Child Mom-
This mom heads so many social events, school events, and church events that she forgot to spend time with her child ALL week.

When making "MOM" friends, you have to find what kind of "sorority" you will fit into.  I have fit into EVERY SINGLE ONE of these categories from one time or another.  Today, I currently fit into the "over-schedled mommy" category.  Today I wish I was a "Homebody Mom".   Unfortunately, we are involved in WAY too much, I am the QUEEN of the whore bath, and need to schedule ONE day a week where we do NOTHING...(that would be the life!!!)

What kind of mom are you?!??